Sunday, March 14, 2004

meat is murder

ladies and gentlemen, we should all listen to the brilliant people of PETA and boycott The Passion. No, PETA isn't trying to befriend the Jews, they probably care less about the Holocaust than they do McDonald's. according to them, we should all boycott this movie not because of off-base charges of anti-semitism, but because Mel Gibson owns a beef cattle ranch. apparently they think that if Gibson wants people to contemplate the death of an innocent Jesus for our sins, he should show mercy on his cows. and those marketing geniuses are spearheading their campaign with great gimmicks like a ten-foot Jesus holding a salad and pamphlets discussing "Christianity and Vegitarianism". wow, has animal rights ever looked this pathetic?

so remember, the next time you're at Burger King, ask yourself, What Would Jesus Do?

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